Hypotheticals

It's hard to believe that this Aqua Teen Hunger Force scare is still the top story at CNN. I can't help but think that all the outrage mustered by Boston officials is just to cover their embarrassment. And they're really stretching to find a reason to be angry and stern about all this:

Assistant Attorney General John Grossman called the light boards "bomb-like" devices and said that if they had been explosive they could have damaged transportation infrastructure in the city.

Uh, yeah...and if crackers were bombs, my kitchen would've been decimated by now. 'Cause I love crackers.

Anyway, the Mooninite press conference is moderately funny.