I think the Derb might have hired Andy Rooney as his ghost-writer.
Incidentally, I think I stayed in the same hotel where he is. I was in Pittsburgh for the first time last Fall, and was staying directly across the river from the baseball stadium, where the Mets and Pirates were playing. My view was astounding, such that I could look right into the stadium.
Contra Derb, I loved that their bridges were named after people like Warhol, Carson and Clemente.